Anonymous asked: i finally found your tumblr! hahaha >:) i kinda like you :3

My girlfriend says tough titties

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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

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aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

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I wanna do cute stuff with you like fuck the shit out of you

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nicolasandthecage:

do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit

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sarcastic-snowflake:

why are college and university textbooks so expensive, i could have bought four dogs instead of the textbooks i bought for this semester. and thats just sad. because now i’m broke, i have readings to do, and i don’t have four dogs. 

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dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

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thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Chad Lenjer.

@challenjer

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tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Stealing Food [x]

Previously: Animals vs. Kids, Cats Giving High Fives

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dumpsterfetus:

stop being rude and start being nude

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"He’s like an enormous, muscular Ellen DeGeneres."

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