poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

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amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

image

I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

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mycatlovesgreendayandilovemycat:

i fell in love with the girl at the rock show

she said “what”

and i said “whAT”

and she said “i can’t hEAR YOU THE MUSIC’S TOO LOUD”

and i said “WHAT”

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basedgosh:

vvvvvv.turnblr.corn

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sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

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dayriderbusking:

metalgasm:

happyhealthytrackster:

I have absolutely no idea what this is but I absolutely love it!

this is my new favourite post ever on anything

Monty Python’s Flying Circus… possibly one of the best things to ever air

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adamusprime:

did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler
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I just yawned and inhaled a moth

iamawinrar:

believersneverdie5:

FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Holy shit

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prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

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  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah
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